Hello everyone! Its time for the randomness inside my head to come out again. This time the subject is a very serious one and it plagues millions of partiers and sleepy heads alike. Drunk dialing and intoxicated texting are being portrayed in a very negative light, and it is a shame that in our society where technology and advancements in science are being shunned because of a few misguided people. I’m sure most of you have been DD'ed or IT'ed before or have done it to some one else. I want to tell you its ok. I call those LIQUID COURAGE CALLS. When you want to say something that’s is not "normal" for you then take a couple of shots and try it anyway. You never know what might happen :) I am a big supporter of romance and true love, but I have to say how can you achieve these things if you never say a word and your desires are never known. Simply put "YOU CAN'T."
Now don’t get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying call people and when they get mad say, "Ooops I was drunk." What I'm saying is if your shy, nervous, or just afraid of rejection, then have a few cold ones and speak the truth into your phone :) text it, blog it, call them, go to their house, something let them know that hey I like you and I want to make out. (Added footnote: Do not do this to family members, your friends girlfriend, your girlfriends sister or mom, the cute girl with the large boyfriend, or to someone who you are pretty sure is going to ridicule you for the rest of your life) its not a good idea no matter how drunk you are :)
Now say you do call or text and you get a response, don’t get so emotional that they cant understand you. First off they know your drunk they will forgive grammar mistakes, but they cant understand any of "kjhdalfkjhdfakljhdfklajhdfkah kjhdaflkjhdf" (while you are crying) so no you won't hear anything except "what the fuck are you talking about?” and those words will crush a drunk mans ego :)
This is by no means an easy task most people tend to stick with people they've already been with so it’s not quite so awkward the next day. So you have to realize if you dated them there was probably a pretty good reason you had to call them when you’re loaded.
One of the best reasons for all of this is to make out. Everybody always says they want sex, guess what your so drunk you can barely speak coherently, stick to making out, its fun. You can learn a lot about someone by making out with them for about 15 min. Like how tall they are, if you like kissing them, and most importantly if they want to make out with you. Nothing is worse than kissing someone and getting slapped in return, this is one of those definite signs that its not going to be a good night and you shouldn’t have called or texted. So remember Liquid courage calling isn’t a bad thing it’s a gateway to the possibility of happiness :)
Now don’t get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying call people and when they get mad say, "Ooops I was drunk." What I'm saying is if your shy, nervous, or just afraid of rejection, then have a few cold ones and speak the truth into your phone :) text it, blog it, call them, go to their house, something let them know that hey I like you and I want to make out. (Added footnote: Do not do this to family members, your friends girlfriend, your girlfriends sister or mom, the cute girl with the large boyfriend, or to someone who you are pretty sure is going to ridicule you for the rest of your life) its not a good idea no matter how drunk you are :)
Now say you do call or text and you get a response, don’t get so emotional that they cant understand you. First off they know your drunk they will forgive grammar mistakes, but they cant understand any of "kjhdalfkjhdfakljhdfklajhdfkah kjhdaflkjhdf" (while you are crying) so no you won't hear anything except "what the fuck are you talking about?” and those words will crush a drunk mans ego :)
This is by no means an easy task most people tend to stick with people they've already been with so it’s not quite so awkward the next day. So you have to realize if you dated them there was probably a pretty good reason you had to call them when you’re loaded.
One of the best reasons for all of this is to make out. Everybody always says they want sex, guess what your so drunk you can barely speak coherently, stick to making out, its fun. You can learn a lot about someone by making out with them for about 15 min. Like how tall they are, if you like kissing them, and most importantly if they want to make out with you. Nothing is worse than kissing someone and getting slapped in return, this is one of those definite signs that its not going to be a good night and you shouldn’t have called or texted. So remember Liquid courage calling isn’t a bad thing it’s a gateway to the possibility of happiness :)
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